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Beaten to the Window

Someone else asked your target boy/girl out first.
"I was gonna ask out Stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by Dave"
by Evaro August 29, 2005
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window hump.

The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.
"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"
by patriciafosho. December 26, 2009
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Window Shooting

When your about to ejaculate and someone walks in the room so you have to go to the window and shoot out of the window to hide the fact your masterbating!
Dude last night i was just about to cum when Jon came into my room i ended up Window Shooting!
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gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother
"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"
by steve July 6, 2004
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Windows 7

Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks
PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?
by s0101 November 9, 2009
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window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.
Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.
by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004
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window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!
This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!
by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011
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