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Wisconsin One Way Window 

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.
I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.
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Windowpane 

LSD, a 'hit' of 'acid'
A small square of dried translucent substance containing a ‘hit’ of acid, that is, LSD, and resembling a ‘gel’ used in theatrical lighting. It dissolves in liquid, melts in your mouth.

A form of acid from the 70s. It came in colors (pun intended) such as amber and brown. Hence the name Amber Windowpane.
I took a hit of Amber Windowpane about an hour ago--man your face looks weird.
Windowpane by LoganC October 14, 2006

Window Fogger 

A love made with such intensity and energy (usually in a car) that all the windows around get fogged up and everyone can see that some hardcore lovemaking must be going down.
I'll never make a window fogger with my girl if I can only last a few seconds in sex.

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Window-Hit 

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.
I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.
Window-Hit by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

Window Spam

Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.
Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.
Window Spam by JayBone9378 October 5, 2011

window seat 

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.
"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."
window seat by Phaad1 April 4, 2017