French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time

I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped

by Ab050600 May 11, 2025

Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.

The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

wind burnt

action where wind is strong enough to burnt the skin after a long period of time

During the soccer game I got wind burnt but didn’t notice till that night

by Rebecca Dobson January 11, 2018

Weymouth Wind Tunnel

The art of farting directly into your partner’s vagina

Rachel my love, I need to fart and I do think the acoustics would be enhanced somewhat if we deployed the good old Weymouth Wind Tunnel. Eye contact or none this time?

by Wise and experienced March 22, 2025

Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you

Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025

no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022