Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

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watty awards

An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.

12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*

Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?

12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!

Legitimate author: *kills herself*

by thepurplezebra December 19, 2013

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Water Temple

A level in the game, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time." Regarded by many as one of the most tedious and difficult levels ever conceived. Also one of the leading causes of divorce amongst gamer couples.

Spouse A: Honey, will you help me with this Water Temple?
Spouse B: Sure!

by Psychotic Pseudonym September 25, 2009

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All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

by My name December 19, 2005

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