captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

afternoon splash

A after work cocktail; totty. Preferably in a location with alot of sun, if not a lot of warmth.

Anyone down for an afternoon splash??

Spread the question....

Ben

by mandylynn1027 March 14, 2008

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Colon Slosh

Using the sharp end of a Capris Sun straw in conjunction with the air pressure of one's own exhalation to blow any type of carbonated liquid into the colon of another, often semi-conscious person. The act must take place between two persons of differing heights and, crucially, within a moving vehicle.

Hey Ej, why do you look so sick?

Kevin colon sloshed me while I was driving back from Coachella.

by bucks Mcgee June 13, 2011

Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

Alabama Splash

When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.

Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.

by thatguyyyyyyyyyy February 23, 2015

Dooberry splash

When a man milks a woman's titties (dooberries), gathers the milky substance in a mug, ejaculates in the mug, then throws the concoction at a woman's face. If preferable, add a few other fruits to sweeten the mixture.

Yo dude, I saw this gnarly hobgobblin who was looking for some spunk. I offered a few bucks and gave her a good old-fashioned Dooberry Splash. I put cayenne pepper in the mug--she won't be able to see for weeks!

by spunkmasterflex69 June 23, 2016