Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

by Nacho Mouse May 17, 2011

The iPod Shuffle

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).

*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!

by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007

swaffle

The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.

by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
This is not reccommended to anyone.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O November 12, 2008

zimbabwe shuffle

When two girls are scissoring and you piss and and ejaculate all over them

when my two lesbian friends were scissoring a gave them the zimbabwe shuffle

by PaddyBre54 October 16, 2008

shnaffle

To win or obtain something by an enormous amount of luck. Usually at someone elses expense

Oh my god i cant believe that you have just shnaffled me out of that!!!

by Chris Hughes April 7, 2004

iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed

Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you

by Senor Bear July 26, 2007