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nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.
Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together
by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022
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Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.
Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.
by Hey Gek August 30, 2022
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salmons

Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests
good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*
by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006
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simon

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.
"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.
by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006
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Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
by Kirstie May 20, 2004
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Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi
Yeah i met a simonas today
by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019
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Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.
"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?
by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
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