Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Beggar Pirate Economy

An economic system that doesn’t produce any internal wealth generation of its own and instead depends on raiding neighboring regions and asking for outside help. Such an economy usually has a high level of capital flight, leaving most of its residents impoverished. Shortages of basic goods and services tend to be commonplace, if available at all.

They have a Beggar Pirate Economy, it won’t last long as a country.

by NicholsSA June 11, 2020

rim pirate

someone who enjoys rimming anus so much that he even does it sometimes without permission.

John is such a rim pirate, he wouldn't stop eating my asshole even after I told him not to.

by Percybspencer July 25, 2020

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

Butt bashing ass pirate

the captain of the ass shaped ship who is very into butt bashing anal sex.

that butt bashing ass pirate captain got me last night

by Sir.fartsalot December 28, 2013