anti-pork

people who doesn't eat pork, but eats all the other meats, such as chicken and beef.

"dude, do you want some bacon?"
"nah man, i'm anti-pork, i don't eat pig."

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by Laken.(: February 6, 2009

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poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 May 17, 2011

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pork chop • Pork • pork sword • porker • Porking • porky • porked • porkchop sandwiches • porkpie • Pork Eye

dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

by Miggity November 17, 2006

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eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

by cornholio October 11, 2003

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This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant

Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019

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