crackler

A loud crackling fart from a dirty ass. Produced before or directly after taking a shit. frap

I let out a crackler after I crapped my pants.

by Vox Nerduli July 18, 2006

Indiana Pork Crackler

When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.

Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?

by BillTheMannPorker January 12, 2011

Boston Crackler

fatty toks in the morning aka spicy meat balls aka crackles

brewing fatty pisser toks boston crackler

by Asa johnson(y) December 14, 2009

Stinky Crackler

When you pull your pants down, spread your asscheeks apart, and fart; making a crackling sound and causing the area to smell very stinky.

He became furious when I ripped a stinky crackler in his wife's face.

by BloodyChipotleShit December 22, 2017

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat

Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,

by Bloomski August 15, 2020

cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

by real metal people February 26, 2011

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

by Tbird December 14, 2008