This isn't where I left my oatmeal 

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

This isn't where I left my oatmeal by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011

Pittsburgh Left

Making a left turn just as the light turns green, pulling out before the oncoming traffic. Most people in Pittsburgh allow and encourage this behavior.

"That jagoff wouldn't give me the Pittsburgh left!"
"You should honk"

Pittsburgh Left by AlexStein March 18, 2006

uber-left 

A group of radical Marxists, in other words the "uber left", who believe themselves and/or their political philosophy to be invincible.

Simply put... a philosophy, closely aligned with Marxist thinking, that every aspect of such thinking is infallible... hence "uber-left".

uber-left by Monkit December 2, 2013

Dress To The Left 

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

Dress To The Left by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

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Often found in corporate reports, prospectuses, technical documents, and the like, this expression, which itself subverts the very condition it purports to describe, reassures readers that they're not missing important information. Why readers of corporate reports and technical documents might be thought to be looking for important information is a mystery.

Variants: "The rest of this page intentionally left blank." "This cake intentionally left blank.

This page intentionally left blank. by Uncle Bradley July 23, 2010

God has left the server 

when god leaves the server

wow "God has left the server" on hypercord

God has left the server by Klasky November 21, 2017

ate and left no crumbs 

a definition for someone who did a very good job, the person ate (did a good job) and left no crumbs (didn't do any mistakes)

a: jiafei ate and left no crumbs
t: i agree

ate and left no crumbs by anonymous June 30, 2022