Humacious

Excessive; Highly exceptional or remarkable in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope; immense; Extraordinarily large; The union of Huge and Massive.

That chicks hair-do is Humacious. That dude had a humacious zit on his face. My boyfriend has a humacious ......

by Tina Barth July 18, 2003

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.

The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.

by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 14, 2010

human

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

human-----ur a douchebag

by roflolman12 November 5, 2010

Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

by Cristina8806 March 2, 2011