Glaswegian

Someone from, or who originates from Glasgow in Scotland, UK.

He's a Glaswegian

by Stephen McLeod December 4, 2003

pop the glock

a bad ass song by Uffie.

example on youtube. search pop the glock

by Sessee September 7, 2007

Glitter Goth

A more perky type of goth, (predominately female.) Their look usually includes gemstones, brighter colors (pink is very popular), and of course a lot of glitter. Look out for black outfits and unaturally colored hair, false eyelashes, decorative make up, or wigs. Closely connected with babydoll goth.

Switchblade Symphony

by rachel December 27, 2003

Glastobating

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects

Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook

by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

Glock 18

A fully-automatic version of the Glock 17. Identical in apperance to Glock 17 except for the Flip lever on the slide used to change fire mode between Semi-Auto and Full-Auto

"The Glock 18 is hard to fire with one hand."

by Richard Gardner February 1, 2006

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Glozell

A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.

"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell

by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010