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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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Florida Ashtray

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar
Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?
by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024
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FloridaManJ

The coolest guy I know. Number one best streamer I could talk on end about him. His beautiful locks of hair. So funny and smart.
He is so handsome like FloridaManJ
by CoolmanJ April 10, 2024
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Florida king

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.
Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida girl mug

When a Florida girl records a video of herself without music and talking just posing
POV: you have a Florida girl mug
by Lya cube November 23, 2024
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