pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.
Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.
by carterthekid December 19, 2007
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fake and gay

"fake and gay" is the combination of the two most common insults in the limited vocabulary of the stereotypical YouTube troll. They were mashed together as a parody by popular webshow host RayWilliamJohnson (or RWJ) in his online series, "=3".

Since then, fantards of the show who are incapable of original wit use "fake and gay" as a sort of battle cry, spamming it in the comments section of any video Ray links them to- much to the bemusement of whoever made the vid or anyone else who watches it.

Contrary to popular belief/denial, "fake and gay" was never funny.

Variations include "false and homosexual", while, although slightly funnier, is equally as unoriginal.
*VIDEO*
Comment 1: Awesome, nice job with the effects!
Comment 2: LOL this is gonna go viral for sure
Comment 3: fake and gay
Comment 4: fake and gay
Comment 5: fake and gay
Comment 6: Oh great, here come the =3 retards...
by Hurrrrrr March 07, 2010
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fake Asian

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.
"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"
by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009
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fake punk

Turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.
Hey, usemytoes, turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.
by Jawn January 16, 2004
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Fake Person

A person who says they bang but doesn't know any other stack/gang sign than their gang & who usually try's to make them selves seem "better than you" by being on you're dick all the time, A person who usually brags & has to include themselves in & every conversation/situation & makes it apart of their "life" & who has an explanation/excuse for why they failed or lied or just for anything.
Fake hood rat---> 775 842-7432
Example 1
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles

Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*

Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)
by Cesar Nava June 29, 2010
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Fake nigga

Its when you put your trust in bro and they put they trust in u they lie act like a bitch and think they do shit better than u or they just a fucking hoeeeee.
Ayo Cortez you a fake nigga dead ass pussy nigga ong when see dont try no funny shit short ass nigga i hope all your hair fall out.
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Fake Subs

Fake Subs in kpop means "fake subtitles", meaning what it says they are "saying" isn't what they actually said. If it says fake subtitles, everything the person "says" in the subtitles are fan-made and not real.
Kpop Idol's words in fake subs (fake subtitles) : I'm a mafia leader!!
Kpop Idol's words in actual subs (correctly translated subtitles) : You're really tall!
by easydefinitions April 09, 2021
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