morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

medusa crotch

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

by casco February 24, 2007

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

crotch tube

From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube

"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"

"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"

by Dangerousdavis August 11, 2008

Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .

I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .

by PinkPistol December 15, 2010

crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

by Blue Jam November 16, 2009