by Chrismann November 22, 2010
A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.
by Robin January 05, 2004
refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
by jjefferson13 December 08, 2007
by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM October 11, 2005
From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube
"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"
"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"
"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"
by Dangerousdavis July 21, 2008
A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.
Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!
She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.
Also:
Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.
That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.
Also:
Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.
That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
by Annonymous October 27, 2004