vagina crotch

a real big bitch. The equivalent of calling a guy a "dick head"

Stop being a vagina crotch and give me a kiss you prude bitch

by Chrismann November 24, 2010

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.

Crotch rockets are for wiggers.

by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM December 28, 2005

Crotch damp

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

by Arcanium December 20, 2008

crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

by Blue Jam November 16, 2009

crotch hound

A dog (or person) that always finds their nose in a person's crotch; a bad name for someone who is stupid. Also called skank hound.

"Dutch is such a crotch hound; he always has his nose in my crotch!"

by HsirT OecoM October 30, 2007