Couch Cobra

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.

"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."

by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

couch it

to recline for hours on end on a
futon-like surface

Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds.

by Aishia Jacob Portillo Martinez September 29, 2008

couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

Couch It Out

When someone sits (or lays) on the couch all day instead of doing something productive.

Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"

Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

couch pussy

At a party, it's the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and pass out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers... and it's not even eleven o clock!

Hey Matt, quit being a couch pussy and come get drunk with us!

by jackazz712 June 23, 2010

Couchbag

Pertaining to a douchebag, without the douche!

I didn't feel like talking about douches today, so i switched the letters around in the word "douchebag" and came up with "couchbag". It's perfect.

by Nixon de la Tours December 6, 2010

Cloncho

An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.

J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.

by Gerald Busey March 3, 2011