Chode

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

chodé

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

chodelinger

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

by internuggler February 20, 2004

chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

by thechodemaster January 9, 2009

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

Chodelicker

Used as a insult.

"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."

by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009