Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

nathan battistella

the prettiest boy. very funny and knows how to treat a girl right. doesn't love school but goes because of his friends. you could get lost in his eyes for hours and his smile could convince u to do anything.

person 1: hey do u know that super attractive funny person who goes to our school?

person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?

person 1: yeah him

by jxllybeanslol December 10, 2021

Bierced bitties

Paris has to show tealc her tits.

Tealc: show me your “bierced bitties”

by Bobmarleyfarted420 February 25, 2022

Beau Bettis

A little shit who sends memes to you when you try to talk to them, and they don’t respond to you

that lil fucker beau bettis

by beau bettis June 27, 2022

Andrew Bettin

a short figure of a man (around 4'1") dreams to live on a cliffside castle overseeing the ocean to knock any seagulls he sees down the road of his journey.

he's such an Andrew Bettin!!!

I bet his name is Andrew Bettin..

by poopdyscoopwoop September 25, 2022

Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022

Qurti Burti

A slang word from "Catman Language", an artificial language created by a woman named Ruqaiyah according to many authentic sources. Qurti Burti means "Are you okay?"

(The Q is pronounced K, but is sounded far back in the throat (lingual-glottal) and the Ts are hard Ts)
(Q-ur-ti Bou-r-ti)

Bryan askes: "Qurti Burti Johnny?" Johnny replies: "Burti Burti my dude."
"Are you okay Johnny?" "A-okay, my dude."

by Jaime .R. Walldoe November 30, 2022