Brown eggs 

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

Brown eggs by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Brown Ticket 

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

Brown Ticket by Koor November 21, 2004

brown golf 

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

brown golf by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

brown ear 

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

brown ear by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006

brownaire 

(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.

last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.

brownaire by mr. fart September 15, 2007

brown brow 

Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.

My brother Jonathan pissed me of so I gave him a brown brow.

brown brow by jwhembree February 19, 2009

Brown Gonzalez 

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.

Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

Brown Gonzalez by needs4crying May 25, 2009