Scruby Breakfast

Eating breakfast out of a vagina in the morning.

Scruby Breakfast. Stuff a fist full of hamburger meat inside the vagina and let bake over night, eat it out of her the next morning.

by Mcbassilisk June 4, 2010

russian breakfast

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010

Breakfast Spread

A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.

Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.

by wankerpipe June 23, 2014

Breakstone Mountain

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.

Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

breakfasting

Morning sex that uses maple syrup as lubricant.

Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."

by OmegaVVeapon September 9, 2020