Resting Botch Face

When someone has had so much botox, fillers, injections &/or plastic surgery, that they can't show normal expressions or emotions. Their face has a permanent " stank face" expression on it, with flared nostrils and puffy cheeks.

What's going on with Kylie Jenners cheeks? Looks like too much filled or botox or something.

Nah. It's just resting botch face. The Kardashians all have it too.

by KattheBrat July 12, 2023

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.

I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.

by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023

2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

dr dick face

someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong

dave look at this dr dick face

by ice nort paint August 24, 2023

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024