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Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...
Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!
by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018
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pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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Lumber Babies

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 4, 2024
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On baby

by anonymous January 20, 2024
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Baby Belly

When you eat too much an instantly become lethargic and fall asleep, much like a baby.
Kyle ate too much pizza last night and got baby belly on me.
by thethiefprince December 29, 2018
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Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Suck baby

Something that is created by two or more people that is awful.
I heard your bands new album. You produced a real suck baby..

Unfortunately, our group project turned out to be a suck baby.
by David Lee Bawth December 13, 2021
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