baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.
Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.
by PhatBawlz October 31, 2022
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Bare down baby

Bare down baby can be used in many different ways. It can be used as a response, or a way to comfort someone.
Dude holly crap my mom just died!
Bare down baby!
Dude this food sucks
Bare down baby!
by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018
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Baby couisn

1. Younger cousin

2. Cousin on baby mama's or baby daddy's side of the family
1. My baby couisn was just born
2. My daughter hates my baby couisn
by 459395 April 03, 2023
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Lumber Babies

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 04, 2024
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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder February 18, 2016
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baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.
“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”
by Finance Brah February 25, 2025
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Baby Stompers

- Wearing flip-flops or sandals in a public campground bathroom shower, as as to not step on the jizz / cum that is on the floor from someone masturbating or banging in the shower.
Don't forget to wear your baby stompers so you don't get your feet all nasty.
by No Bra Captain January 17, 2019
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