turtle mode 

The mode in which your balls shrivel up simulating a shell, hence "turtle".

Ex: It's so f*cking cold man! I'm in turtle mode right now!

turtle mode by Biggus_Dickus August 22, 2014

Turtle Heading 

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

Turtle Heading by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

Turtle Time

Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.

Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?

Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?

Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!

Turtle Time by The guy with the orange January 31, 2019

turtle doving 

Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.

You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?

Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.

turtle doving by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009

Turtle Bunny 

A woman with a very attractive Body, but a less than desireable face.

That guys girlfriend is a Turtle Bunny

Turtle Bunny by R1ch1e January 23, 2008

Turtle Duck 

the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions

I, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means DEATH TO THE TURTLE DUCK!!!!!

Turtle Duck by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

turtle head

poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face

Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head

turtle head by princelessbelle January 20, 2004