Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.

I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.

by hgfs563 July 4, 2010

thrill shitting

When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.

" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."

by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017

cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

by #12345 November 5, 2017

Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.

Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

by Tommonz May 24, 2012

shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

Shit Kit

A bowel cancer testing kit, sent to the over 50's by the Australian and other governments. They send the kit, you send back your poo sample to a laboratory for testing.

Sarah turned 50 and was sent her Shit Kit to determine whether she had bowel cancer or not

by Skippykane November 5, 2018