Bootstrap Paradox

It's when Peter has 2 skins and Rodney has 0

I was having such a good night with Rodney and Peter until a Bootstrap Paradox

by NotPeter69 February 17, 2024

Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

Lawrencian Paradox

The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.

Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox

by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Parker paradox

The Parker paradox occurs whenever Parkster says something is bad. This automatically makes something good and vice versa. For example his liking to the shumper fits with the shoes proves this true.

‘Parker said his shoes are fire, that must be awful then due to the Parker Paradox’

by Jfernandes January 26, 2026

Daddy paradox

Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.

Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?

Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual

by Starvin666 January 18, 2025