Dirty Michael

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Michael Vick

One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.

First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...

Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.

by True QB September 5, 2006

Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be

This dude is a total Michael.

by Fuck you 🖕 January 12, 2018

Michaelene

A beautiful sexy woman in her mid 30's whom wants to experience life, and love. She has a passion for fine food and wine and would do anything for the man she adores. She is an amazing woman to have in your life and you find yourself thinking nothing but of the way she moves, the way she smiles and her beautiful eyes.

That is one sexy Michaelene

by Mikki MJ May 13, 2011

michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

by JessicaDS January 13, 2009

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.

Brainless Chump: Did you see that movie about George Bush by Michael Moore? Did you know that George Bush was personally responsible for 911. You better vote Democrat.

Me: Uh, you know those same terrorists tried to blow up the World Trade Center during the Clinton administration right? And that Clinton did absolutely nothing about it?

by Alfie The Horndog October 17, 2005