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I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.
University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*
by babom July 18, 2007
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Guess I'll Die

Tom: "when is the essay due again?"
Molly: "last night..."
Tom: "guess I'll die."
by mrs10302 June 3, 2018
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Illo

Andalusian expression in order to call someone.
Illo! Wait for me.
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Illiterate

Chingy,that crappy lil pop rapper who can't spell!
Right Thurr("there" you stupid motherfucker)!

Holidae Inn(It's Holiday Inn genius)!
by Nite August 1, 2004
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illiterate

People who cannot read or write
90% of people on Internet are illiterate
by messer May 8, 2005
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I'll fuck you faggot.

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.
Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."
by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009
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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.
I'm going to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign to study Environmental Engineering.
by cpsmath October 31, 2004
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