Rusty Hook

When one takes their index finger and whipes it on their sweaty nut sack. Then hooks their finger on the inside of anothers cheek. Used most when not expecting. Thus leaving a salty taste in their mouth.

aka: Rusty spoon

I gave travis a rusty hook last night, he seemed to like it.

by Your fuckin daddy January 21, 2007

butt hook

Boss who enjoys giving his HR manager a hard time on a on going basis.

While away from the office he sprays down your office with opressive and puke rendering pot porie bathroom freshener.

by TS January 6, 2004

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Sandy Hook

Engaging in the act of sex on a beach. One then ejaculares into the vaginal or anal cavity. The individual then proceeds to lick his finger, stick it in the sand. Then digs out the semen with your hand in the shape of a hook.

Yo I was banging this girl at the beach and I totally sandy hooked her

by BubblesDahDuck October 1, 2017

Irish Hook

A male having irish heritage having a dick with slight curveiture upwards btw the way the ladies love it.

Jess loves to lick peanut butter off Sully's irish hook.

by Sull69 November 16, 2010

meat hook

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay

grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby

by Chad Kales January 16, 2008

Fish Hook Theory

The ideology of extremists.

When one's personal politics are so extreme, that not only are their ideological opponents considered fascists/libtard; anyone who is moderate/centrist/in between is also a fascist/libtard!

Of course, the extremists themselves cannot see this, because in order to understand this, they would have to be a fascist or a libtard.

See also: horseshoe theory

Fish Hook Theory is cancer.

by Politics are garbage October 14, 2017