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god no

Something even god would yell no at.
Guy1: Lets have anal sex!

Guy2: Get the butter!

God: GOD NO! I didn't create you to be gay!!!
by Mr.Johndoeguy October 11, 2009
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God

God is a great person that died for all of our sins! not just for mine or your best friends, but EVERYONES! he loves everything and everyone.. including you! no matter what you do or how you treat other people, he loves you! dont take love for grantid, pray, and go to church! god'll love it!
"When you are down to nothing, God is up to something!"
by kayt_21! April 16, 2006
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God

The Creator of the universe, the one who can(and will)solve your every problem, the one who CONSTANTLY seeks you out and will NEVER let you down, the one who has saved a place for you in Hevan, believe it or not.
Life is Short.
Eternity isn't.
-God
by **BlAhhh** August 31, 2007
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God

His name (Jehovah) means "he causes to become" in other words he can become whatever he needs to be to fulfill his purposes, and save his loyal witnesses.
The Almighty, not Jesus, not part of the trinity. His predominant quality is love followed by justice, wisdom, and power. Creator of all things.
For God loved the world so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life. -John 3:16
by Amanda May 28, 2004
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God

dog reversed.
-Hello is this God?
-No, but this is dog.
by CYFAWZ June 16, 2012
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God

A link (being) that forms an unexplainable compendium of relations to unanswered scientific questions, natural phenomenon, and the human institution of religion. “God” is just one of the many religious deities that are known today and worshiped. “God” is said to possess limitless power which he make delegate and use as he sees fit. “God” had one son who died for mankind. It is commonly thought that “God” does not appear to those who still yet live, and does not make his presence know through tangible evidence.
This must be the work of God.
by DeadpoolZ April 18, 2006
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