Ejaculocation

Places where you have released seminal fluids. Usually funny.

I was really bored at school waiting to be picked up, so I masturbated and came on the counselors' office door handle. Best ejaculocation ever.

by Blueballs9' March 6, 2011

Ejacurealization

A realization you obtain after ejaculating to something you normally would not ejaculate to or normally think is unappealing giving you a sense of remorse.

After meeting the new lunch lady Joey went into the restroom stalls to wank one off real fast only to come back and see that he had a ejacurealization and that the lunch lady was horribly disturbing.

by xMcLovin May 21, 2011

Ejaculist

An ultra-egomaniac, in "most" cases those with a small dick trying to buy something they don't have any control over..

Mr. Manhattan's new sports car makes him a major ejaculist.

by 2Nobody2 December 9, 2011

Ejaculitus

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.

My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.

by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011

ejeen

Ejeen: (v) ē-jeen: def.: to ejaculate an anourmous amount. Just a ridiculous of amount of cum. Everywhere. Like a life savings amount of jizz just everywhere.

I ejeened when a nigger tongued my anus

by thurgoliffic August 30, 2013

ejacucate

To teach someone to ejaculate

He couldn't get off so I had to ejacucate him

by crazybluekittie February 2, 2014