I was really bored at school waiting to be picked up, so I masturbated and came on the counselors' office door handle. Best ejaculocation ever.
by Blueballs9' March 6, 2011
Get the Ejaculocation mug.A realization you obtain after ejaculating to something you normally would not ejaculate to or normally think is unappealing giving you a sense of remorse.
After meeting the new lunch lady Joey went into the restroom stalls to wank one off real fast only to come back and see that he had a ejacurealization and that the lunch lady was horribly disturbing.
by xMcLovin May 21, 2011
Get the Ejacurealization mug.Related Words
EJ
• ejaculate
• ejaculation
• ejay
• Ejaculate and Evacuate
• ejaculating
• ejaculation station
• ejaculatte
• ejaz
• ejeet
An ultra-egomaniac, in "most" cases those with a small dick trying to buy something they don't have any control over..
by 2Nobody2 December 9, 2011
Get the Ejaculist mug.Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.
My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.
by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011
Get the Ejaculitus mug."Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
by walkin-dead November 24, 2011
Get the Ejector Cord mug.Ejeen: (v) ē-jeen: def.: to ejaculate an anourmous amount. Just a ridiculous of amount of cum. Everywhere. Like a life savings amount of jizz just everywhere.
by thurgoliffic August 30, 2013
Get the ejeen mug.by crazybluekittie February 2, 2014
Get the ejacucate mug.