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Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020
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The bunny whisperer. Twerks like a God. 10/10.
You like bunnies and cheeks? Get you a Dylan!
by ClappingBunny March 29, 2020
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A dude with a big dick, and nice balls.
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
I had a great time with him last night, such a Dylan, took time for me to get to him.
by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020
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I'm not a simp I look nothing like Dylan
by Fivexd April 2, 2020
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A nice guy, but can sometimes be a bitch. Likes to pick on people named Jayda. Will overall be there for you.
“Dylan”
by adyaj April 2, 2020
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You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
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Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
by iGibby April 15, 2020
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