Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit June 5, 2011

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.

I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.

"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."

by g33dav3y December 21, 2008

Beard Whore

Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"

by TMT2013 September 7, 2013