anus buster

The action of inserting your entire skull into someones rectum and wearing their ass as a hat. Often leading to severe constipation.

Wow, the anus buster turned my nigger dick into a bigger nick.

by Theshizzhole April 7, 2017

Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"

I have a spaghetti anus

by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020

heinous anus

chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females

Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus

by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020

crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

anus

Food poisoning that results in extreme explosive diarrhea without any vomiting.

Yo, dude… I contacted anus from that ceviche you made for me last week.

by thegladiator April 20, 2022

burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )

My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!

by Moodifier May 8, 2021