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Jive Turkey
1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or jive things.
2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.
3. A liar.
2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.
3. A liar.
1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey
2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.
3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.
2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.
3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.
Jive Turkey by BarryJive December 9, 2008
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Jive Turkey
Someone who exaggerates to the point where it's over the top and they are way full of shit. This person hasn't learned the meaning of overkill when it comes to building themself up or buttering someone else up. This is often a child who is trying to flatter an adult with sophomoric compliments. This is often used as a sexual ploy as well. A big insult in the African-American community.
Lily is a little girl who will tell you that you have the bluest eyes she's ever seen and the whitest teeth. She's a jive turkey.
This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey!
Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys.
Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."
This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey!
Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys.
Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."
Jive Turkey by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Turkey Basting
A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
Turkey Basting by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009
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