tittieslap

1. A short Mexican man with an afro that slaps his tits in order to make others believe that he has at least half a testicle.
2. Where you slap your tits and swiftly spread your arms dramatically.

White Guy- "Can I store these balls in your afro, Tittieslap?"
Tittieslap- "-tittieslaps- Never, homes! I've already got like 4 of those!"

by douchebagupmybutt :( March 4, 2010

Titties

The breasts of a male or female; usually referred to female breasts.

Have you even seen those chick's titties?!

by cheriethedonut October 13, 2017

tater titties

adj- when a woman has breasts that resemble large amounts of lumpy mashed potatoes

Holy hell, did you see Karen, she must have gained 50 pounds and has some serious tater titties.

by madcarpetbomber August 10, 2010

Vanilla titties

Vanilla flavored Smirnoff.

I had some of that vanilla smirnoff the other night!

Oh shit nigga! You mean those Vanilla titties?!

by LSDcows January 24, 2011

insta titties

Really big boobs on instagram; fake or real will do.

man i just saw some nice ass insta titties

by thetokinhobbit0420 July 24, 2015

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010