smurf

A person who owns everything and anything

cc-Cochese was railed by Smurf.
xTdMyzE was railed by Smurf.
xTlaz0r was railed by Smurf.

by Fierce June 7, 2003

smurfed

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

by Jake_ass July 1, 2005

smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."

1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue

by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003

smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

Smurfii

The all-powerful flutist Jennifer Luft.
Friends with the all-powerful frumpster

see Band Geek

by Jenna November 12, 2003

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!

Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.

by punkybluestar May 13, 2005

scurf head

a term used for a blond person with short hair cause it looks like their head has tons of dandruff

oh yeah i knocked the lice off that scurf head fo sho'

by criccet September 24, 2005