slopped

adj. the stage of drunkeness usually occuring AFTER being knelt. usually occuring after that 11th or 12th shot of whatever liquor ur dumbass has been constantly sippin on all damn night thats stronger than 80 proof.

1: you was knelt last night wasn't you?....dumbass!
2: fuck that dawg i was so fuckin' slopped last night i don't remember leaving (or in my case a lot of the time) going TO the club!!!

by BIG TX Jon August 24, 2005

sloppie glove

(v) The art of taking a just-used condom and slapping it on a girl's face while holding onto the tip.

Yeah I gave your MOM a sloppie glove!!!

by Floyd GP October 13, 2005

sloppy wet pissy fish

The smell that an unclean vagina omits

She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming

by Ryan_Hawkes September 20, 2009

shopping window

The above definition is right... I love brick breaker.

Example of extending the shopping window:
Guy:"Okay honey im done, lets g-"
Girl hands guy brick breaker
Guy:"I guess I could stay a little longer"

by Erectin a dispenser! November 29, 2010

sloppy joes

A mixture of ground meat and usually a tomato sauce with diced onions and peppers and then served on a sandwich bun.Commonly Ketchup is used with the meat.Name is derived from the fact its a very "sloppy" sandwich to eat.

We had Sloppy Joes and salad for lunch today.

by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006

Sloppy Newton

A sexual manuver. The guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. While she's puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his dick. He takes it out of her mouth, fucks her, then eats her out. Finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it's way from her mouth to his penis, from his penis to her vagina, from her vagina to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.

Joe punched Jane in the stomach, then gave her a Sloppy Newton.

by Greg Thomason November 14, 2006

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009