scientific bullshit

A term used to describe something that's overly complex or difficult.

(trying to do homework) "I'm too tired for this scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."

by Mast of the World October 3, 2011

scanna

the best ship in the universe. people who ship scanna think scarlett and hanna are really awesome together. scanna is literally the best thing ever, ok?

'yo, you ship scanna, right?'
'oF COURSE I DO!'
'look they're together oh my god I'M HAVING SCANNA FEELS'

by scannalicker81 October 7, 2013

Atmospheric Science

The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.

Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!

by jtthunder June 5, 2013

Weird Science

From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intention?
(Weird, ooh)
(Weird science)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and the magic from the hand
We're makin' weird science, ooh
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors, talent and imagination
Weird science
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true, living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science, ooh
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and (creation)
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity
We're makin' weird science
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip, something different
We're making weird science, ooh
Pictures from a magazine
Diagrams and charts, mending broken hearts
And makin' weird science
Something like a recipe
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?

(Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science)
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
(Weird science)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
(Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
It's my creation, it's my creation, ooh
My creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?
bits and pieces
Bits and pieces
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) bits and pieces
(Weird science)
It's alive!
Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science
Weird science
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
Ooh, no hesitation, is it real?
Just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood (it's my creation)
Just flesh and blood! (It's my creation!)
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science (science)
And (bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, pieces, science)
And (bits and bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (weird, bits and pieces, bits and)
Science, ooh!
And science
Science
Science
Science

by Death Menace October 10, 2022

Scanning

The act of using some type of plastic card (Visa, credit, school, debit, gift, etc) to snort cocaine.

Me and My friend thought of the word when we found out that my friend used his School ID card to do it, just scooping it in a line on the card, and "scanning" it across your nose.

"Man bitch, I was scanning last night, and that shit was rawww."

"That guy scanned last night. Afterwards he became a crazy nikkuh."

by Benjamin Phillips February 29, 2008

government science

Any facts that can be debunked by amateur/junior scientists, yet can still be considered weighted opinions, but aren't fully doctrine on factual basis or actuality.

That's just government science, not fully weighted science.

by William Harglesis June 6, 2011

Science

A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.

Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*

by Whahhhhhhhht? March 28, 2009