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black penis length

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A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.

Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.

Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.
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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.

And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.

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by al-in-chgo March 14, 2010
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Micro Penis

A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?
by Mick282 January 18, 2004
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penis cozy

1. An item, often knitted or crafted, which is intended mainly for covering the penis when not in use.

2. A euphemism for the vagina.

3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.
1. My girlfriend crocheted me this awesome penis cozy for my birthday!

2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.

3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.
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penis nose

Someone who talks like they have a penis permanently stuck in their nose.
Man #1: "Hey Lauren, what's up?"
Penis nose: "Hey, nothing much, huhuhuhuhuh"
by E-real May 13, 2008
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penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick
Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap
by swil February 27, 2003
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penis lover

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs
Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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penis abuser

someone who jerks off everyday,probablly more than once
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