I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017

National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

by Buxxly_Butterfly November 6, 2020

I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

by chris cringle September 4, 2004

Your mom gay get roast

An attempt to roast someone but your too socially awkward to actually say anything

"Haha your mom gay get roast"
"what a fucking loser"

by Bigbirdscumsock June 10, 2021

i fucked your mom#6969

One of my best friends on discord

Person A: do you have friends

Person B: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021