by snape's lover January 11, 2024
Get the milesmug. A lesbian who is suitable from across a football field. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the walk, the attitude, but whatever it is , it's obvious to anyone she's a lesbian.
by The100mikelesbian December 21, 2015
Get the 100 mile lesbianmug. by snoopy kitty September 16, 2020
Get the Milesmug. by Spec Belmont February 26, 2022
Get the Sonic Milesmug. A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Clubmug. by racingflxmes October 22, 2020
Get the Milesmug. Miles Prower, known mainly by his alias ‘Tails’ is a character in the Sonic series, he is an amber (orange, yellow? Brown? I don’t even know anymore) fox with two tails which he uses to fly! Hence his nickname, Tails, he is Sonic’s best friend and sidekick, but he’s far more than just a sidekick!
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
‘Hey dude, did you know Tails’ full name is Miles ‘Tails’ Prower?’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
by Minchie June 2, 2022
Get the Miles ‘Tails’ Prowermug.