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Mikesplain 

When Mike politely corrects false information with facts that he has in his large brain.
He politely pulled my aside and mikesplained that I did not need 94 octane gas and that 91, as per my drivers manual, would suffice to keep my engine running in tip-top condition.

The mile down Club 

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and submarine. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.
Follow me into the bathroom big boy said by a new female officer on HMS submarine and we'll join the mile down club.
The mile down Club by solosheep December 18, 2011

15 Mile Mafia Crips 

A huge crips gang in Clinton Township on 15 mile road. Rivals with the 13 mile brim bloods and Mount clemens bloods.
The 15 Mile Mafia Crips shot my friend because he was wearing a red t shirt.

Crocodile Mile

A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet

sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.

The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”

“Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
Crocodile Mile by SHAM-PAIN January 18, 2019

coach cox mile 

a unit of distance; the equivalent of three miles.
Girl: i just ran a mile, ugh that was so tough!
Boy: you think thats tough?! I just ran a coach cox mile!
Girl: OMG!! how horrible!
coach cox mile by BigOnumber8 December 21, 2010

malesbian 

a) A male bodied individual who identifies as a lesbian inside a man's body

b) A non-op transgendered male-bodied individual atttracted to female-bodied people

c) A male-bodied individual identifying as feminine in either sex or gender, but still attracted to female-bodied individuals
You think you're a lesbian trapped inside a man's body? Maybe you're a malesbian.
malesbian by FiggyPuddin757 January 8, 2008