Midge

1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge

The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.

by Nco November 23, 2003

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 19, 2007

Miget

Well, it's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person. Actually, they don't make you a better person, you do that yourself because they inspire you. A miget is someone who you carry with you forever

you are my miget.

by istayflossin January 19, 2019

vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.

"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008

midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

Midgetist

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.

Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?

by sublimemind June 4, 2012

midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

by Kevo 42o May 2, 2006