Master Dabbler

1. Alpha Dabbler of the group. Instills high morale and energy to those around his presence.
2. Hardcore Spring-Breaker dabbling on every aspect of a vacation and brings those dabblings to every day life
3. See Dazzler

I was appointed Master Dabbler on our Spring Break trip and therefore earned an M.D. Degree shortly after

by Patrick Sherf March 26, 2007

Mafter

when you can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, but they have kids. mother and father put together.

person 1: hey, look at that kids mafter!

person 2: dude, it's so hairy!

mother father shim

by kkgirls27 December 30, 2009

masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

masterbacon

The act of masturbating during or after the consumption of delicious bacon (the candy bar of meats)

I can't believe Johnny got kicked out of Bob Evans for masterbacon at the table

by smell my fingers October 12, 2011

Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 16, 2011

Master Balling

When you masturbate to Pokemon.

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.

by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014