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An individual like none other. Often found matterbating, a Matterboat claims to be incredibly bad-ass yet spends his free time hiding and giggling in corners while brushing his teeth. Matterboat's tend to have a way with the ladies, yet frequently find the girls of their dreams just out of reach.

Matterboat's also have the following characteristics: make weird noises, play air guitar in bed, are friends with everyone, and wiggle their knees.
"Who is it...?"

"Matt... "

"Matter who...??"

"MATTERBOAT!! "
by Alabamazon November 08, 2014
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