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Juicy John

Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice
Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner
by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023
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John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.
"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."
by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022
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John Russel

He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.
Please comeback to me, I still love u John Russel.
by C€LC€L January 20, 2022
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Daniel Johns

Daniel Johns
Daniel Paul Johns is an Australian musician, singer, and songwriter best known as the former frontman, guitarist, and main songwriter of the rock band Silverchair.

He is a Scoundrel who has been at odds with Batman, and most recently has been accused of breaking up the Beatles.
Daniel Johns AKA The Scoundrel fought valiantly against Batman when his font was stolen.

Daniel Johns has a super cute dog.
by beruthiel_ May 19, 2022
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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.
Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.
by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023
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John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."
by Sereth March 17, 2007
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