Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011

Human Shade Trees

People who bite from other artists then spitefully hide and even go as far as put shame on the originator's name to throw shade on their work.

"...they follow, watch and learn from that pioneer, but then they treat him like a threat and competition, because they are Human Shade Trees. ..."

by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015

humanphobe

A person who hates the world and all the people in it but has a certain feeling for one race. Will act like they like stuff or love stuff just to seem like they have a heart. Insane personality but will act quiet and a dark imagination.

He is a humanphobe. He told me.

by See me not October 25, 2015

Human Stud

A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.

Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.

Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.

Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.

by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017