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Humplecracken

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.
"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"
by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009
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Humming a biscuit

Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.
-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."
by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010
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Humilitarian

An individual who has chosen to make dignity a part of their character and submit themselves to the life process as imposed by life itself.

An individual who chooses to locate the principle of life's challenges----and remain confident in self worth and skill building opportunities.
All life (situations) are relative------If someone stole from me, I; as a practicing "humilitarian" have to recount my past and find where I took something that did not belong to me.

Although technicalities are present---the core of the situation will direct my response(in opposition to react)
by Bahtyah Baht Israel August 29, 2012
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humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.
That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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squirm hump

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.
by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013
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humdinger

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Faggot Humping Dick Bishop

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008
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