Russian Jack Hammer 

A crazy drinking ritual.

1 Russian Jack Hammer:
Hit a big bowl of weed
While holding hit in:
place a caffeine pill on your tongue
wash down with a shot of vodka
chug a beer (usually pabst)
Exhale
Do 5 in a night and its called a 'revolution'

Russian Jack Hammer by steve jacobs2 July 28, 2011

the hammer

It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.

"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"

the hammer by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Cake Hammer 

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

Cake Hammer by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Hebrew Hammer 

A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.

Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!

Hebrew Hammer by anonymus92 September 29, 2009

3 guys 1 hammer 

It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.

Example 1

Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*

Person: I'll take a look

Asshole: lolololol

Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*

3 guys 1 hammer by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 27, 2010

Red Hammer 

The term given to a females outer genitalia, also known as the "clit", when overstimulated and/or irritated from oral sex, sex, janky panties, tight jeans with lace panties, etc.

After an hour of oral sex, she felt a red hammer coming on.

Red Hammer by Smarty Lee January 19, 2014

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

The Hammer by Lon March 11, 2008